The
Mr. Bill Show Book
$6.95

Shakespeare, Hemmingway,
Mr. Bill? Yes they were all New York Times #1 bestsellers...but what have
those other two done lately? This is the book which chronicles the life
and times of Mr. Bill. Looking back through his family album, we see every
gory event from his first changed diaper to his first solid noogie in grammar
school. You'll experience it all through the color photos and bonus record...glad
you kept that old phono around aren't you?

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Talking
Mr. Bill Key Chain
$4.95

Ever forget your keys and
say "Ohh Noooo!!!" Well, now Mr. Bill will say it for you. Press
his shirt button and he'll also say "No, wait he's gonna' be mean to
me!" and "You leave Spot alone!" You'll never be lonely again.
Spot is also a perfect key-chain
gift for your best friend.

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Mr.
Bill Bobber
$3.95

"When the Bill, Bill,
Bill goes Bob Bob Bobbin' along" Yes, stick him on your dashboard,
your computer monitor, or co-worker's balding head, and he'll dance all
day. Eons of fun.
PVC on spring with adhesive base.

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Mr.
Bill, Sluggo & Spot Action Figures
$6.95

Hail Hail The Gang's All
Here. Now you can create your own Mr. Bill adventures! Just imagine, maybe
Mr. Bill might win one for a change. He could be a knight, a secret agent
or a Contra gun runner. But you'd better not show your movie on TV or you'll
be hearing from Mr. Bill's attorney from Sluggo, Sluggo & Sluggo.

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Mr.
Bill Poster
$3.95

Psychedelic Play-doh and
Mr. Bill. But don't stare at it too long or you might get transformed back
to the seventies...well, at least you'll get some use out of those bell
bottoms, tank tops and other tacky stuff in your your closet you've been
unwilling to part with.
23" x 33" No wall should
be without one.

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SHIRT 6
$12.95

The "Classic" Mr. Bill Face
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